So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
I don’t think you understand how accurate this is.
this is so relevant it hurts.
The second and fifth photos are what I’m about tonight.
tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock
move your cursor in time with her and it looks like she is watching you
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i’m laughing more than I should, hahaha shit
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you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was
one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days
the last picture i cANT BREATHE
War shit stuck in tree shit.
trees literally don’t care about anything they just keep growing
Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
when will my reflection show who i am inside
Omfg Hussie. Seriously?
Why the fuck is his shadow in the shape of a centaur?
I think the Mulan reference explained it pretty well already
I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon
u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend
that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read
Fuck you mother nature. We try and reason with you but you just kick us in the uterus.
Me finally stealin yo girl
when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up
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